Heroes 2 point 0
2 point Yooooo!
Happy birthday, Heroes.
Queue time - it’s a long line
Pick your skin, banner, mount
Like me, you all wanna shine
Sit back, relax, chattin’ so we all on track
Countin’ down ‘til we gonna wreck your 5 stack
Queue’s poppin’ now Map’s droppin’ down
Sayin GL in the chat, typin’ howdies that's our style Wow!
We gotta perfect composition that I know will seal the deal-y-al
Its Heroes 2.0
2 years ago, yeah this game you got to know
Its Heroes 2.0
We got the team and we on a roll
So the game begins - here’s to all the wins
Meet in mid again, taunt ‘em up then let the kills roll in
Watch the minimap, don't forget to tap, were all gonna cap
Leave the salt shaker we don't need that crap
First the laning phase it's a bit predictable
Rotation time - snag ganks on ya
You start to freak - don’t have four
Watch you fall - all the bodies hit the floor
Now the fun starts, now I’m callin’ shots
First to 10, first to win, that’s a race that you lost
Try to stop objectives like you had a chance HA!
But I pop my ult and do a mega kill dance.
And you never thought you’d ever feel quite like this
Takin’ hits, make you sick that you’re useless
Think you’re stronger than a monster that you fed twenty
Don’t kid - you’re a joke but at least you’re funny
Ha ha! 6.5 out-a 10 out!
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