Jeff
Aw yeah
Heroes 2 point 0

Kristen
2 point Yooooo!

Jeff
Ha, ha!
Happy birthday, Heroes.

Jeff
Queue time - it’s a long line
Pick your skin, banner, mount
Like me, you all wanna shine
Sit back, relax, chattin’ so we all on track
Countin’ down ‘til we gonna wreck your 5 stack

Kristen
Queue’s poppin’ now Map’s droppin’ down
Sayin GL in the chat, typin’ howdies that's our style Wow!
Unconventional, Uncontestable
We gotta perfect composition that I know will seal the deal-y-al

Chorus
Its Heroes 2.0
2 years ago, yeah this game you got to know
Its Heroes 2.0
We got the team and we on a roll

Jeff
So the game begins - here’s to all the wins
Meet in mid again, taunt ‘em up then let the kills roll in
Watch the minimap, don't forget to tap, were all gonna cap
Leave the salt shaker we don't need that crap

Kristen
First the laning phase it's a bit predictable
Rotation time - snag ganks on ya
You start to freak - don’t have four
Watch you fall - all the bodies hit the floor

Jeff
Now the fun starts, now I’m callin’ shots
First to 10, first to win, that’s a race that you lost
Try to stop objectives like you had a chance HA!
But I pop my ult and do a mega kill dance.

Kristen
And you never thought you’d ever feel quite like this
Takin’ hits, make you sick that you’re useless
Think you’re stronger than a monster that you fed twenty
Don’t kid - you’re a joke but at least you’re funny

Jeff
Ha ha! 6.5 out-a 10 out!

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