"Oh, now, don't you worry, Mr. Bigglesworth. I won't let ANYONE harm you this time."

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"And then she said 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!' and I told her if she didn't shut up right then I'll send her to the glue factory."

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"Hail to the King, baby."

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"I am become death. The destroyer of worlds."

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"Only an orc knows the meaning of real strength."

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"The nydus trembles."

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"The world could always use more heroes."

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"I'd be more nihilistic if I wasn't so fatalistic."

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"You think you know anguish?"

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"Fight with honor."

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